2 Favourite Toys

This started out as like a fun “if I was stuck on a desert island” thing but I started to over think it, what about charging?, what about lubricants? I only use some toys while I’m on my tummy and would I want to be face down masturbating in the sand and dirt with ants crawling into my c*nt?? …So I had to take some deep breaths and go simple, just two toys that I really like .. which is still hard because I have at least 5 I would consider a necessity.


 

1.     Iroha Minamo by Tenga

If you follow my personal Instagram you would probably know about my “blue boy”. This is my all time favourite toy. It is so soft, I started writing a review for it and the opening line is “ever fuck a marshmallow?” ~review cumming soon~. Honestly I have snapped one of these and I was devo but I wasted no time in buying a new one.

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2.     Pom by Dame

I fucking love my Dame toys and not just because the packaging is beautiful and they come with stickers (you know this bitch loves a sticker). They are such beautiful quality and the vibration is like *chefs kiss* perfection, nice and rumbly. ~review also cumming soon~


 Honourable mention to my 3some Rock n’ Grind by Pipedream, Soraya Wave by LELO and Wand-er by Satisfyer. If there was a fire and I could only save 5 things, I would probably die in said fire because I would be standing there trying to decide between photographs of my grandma and my 36cm wand.

Jordan Hill

She/Her. Passionate about sexual health & education.

https://www.sextalkwithjordan.com
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