Cockrings 101
I am going to be completely honest; this was supposed to be a short and sweet post about cock rings, but I thought of a Lord of the Rings joke, and it all went downhill from there. I had to edit and add pictures of cock rings because no one should have google image search “cockrings” but please enjoy what is essentially a collection of LOTR gifs with some information about cock rings peppered throughout.
I have heard people quip that cock rings are just for those with erectile dysfunction and that is simply untrue. While they can be helpful for people who experience ED, they are also a great addition to solo and partnered play. You can even put them on toys for added sensation! Cock rings are like salt, just because it isn’t “needed” doesn’t mean you don’t want it to take your dish to the next level.
I swear I thought of that shit analogy BEFORE I found this gif.
“But, what is it?” You ask. Well, as the name suggests, it’s a ring that goes around the cock, duh. “Don’t be a smart ass, what does it do?” Alright, alright! Calm down, Sauron. When aroused, the genitals fill with blood, a cock ring prevents the blood from flowing back out of the penis. They can make erections harder, last longer and more intense, which is fun for all parties involved.
I like to think of it like the Balrog is the blood, trying to leave the penis, and Gandalf is the cock ring.
Note: This was the joke I had as a shower thought and it’s gone on to ruin* the entire article.
*ruin… or make better?
…ruin
Delicious Donuts
Otherwise known as the O.G. cock ring* (*not really)
Great for beginners and pros alike, these are the most basic and most popular rings available. Cock rings can be worn in many different ways; base of the shaft, around the glans, around the balls etc etc etc. You can wear them singularly OR use multiple and you have endless possibilities!! Configurations are fun!
Like all cock rings, donuts come in a bunch of different materials, though they are usually a stretchy rubbery material. In my opinion, silicone is the way to go but if you’re just testing the waters and want to spend under $10, check out jelly rings. I will say, when looking at any cock rings, keep your pubes in mind when thinking about materials.
<< a joke about pubes..
Adjustable rings & quick release
Quick release cock rings are good for beginners because, again with the self-explanatory names, they can be released quickly. I also read somewhere that some people also like quick release because at the moment of climax they can rip it off and it changes the orgasm but *shrug* I am not looking into that right now so just deal with it. Adjustable rings like lassos cater to those nervous about the ring being too tight and those who perhaps want to tighten the ring during play without all the fuss.
Rigid cock rings
Rigid rings are usually made from metals like stainless steel and shouldn’t be taken lightly! (what a lazy pun) Metal rings are not recommended for beginners.
Vibrating cock rings
Uuughhhhhhh. Ok.
Vibrating cock rings are usually a donut with a small bullet attached, and they claim that they are great for clit stimulation. If the wearer is pumpin’ away, the bullet isn’t going to be held steady onto the clit. I am yet to be impressed by a vibrating cock ring, however, there are plenty of flash ones out there that I would be more than happy to try. Unfortunately I don’t currently have a penis in my life so, soz about it.
Combination rings & more
As previously mentioned, you can use multiple rings to make different configurations, if you were thinking “ugh can’t someone just do it for me?!” The answer is yes, someone already has. Double rings, figure 8s, t-bars, spreaders etc are rings that are already in a configuration. Depending on the design and material, you can still somewhat manipulate these rings but obviously you won’t have the same creative freedom as you would with single donuts.
Combo rings aren’t just confined to configuration though, you can get rings that combine different materials and adjustment! Stainless steel and leather to make Gates of Hell or a stainless-steel ring with adjustable leather ball stretcher, or donut with quick release ring attached, whatever your jam, there is prob a combo for it. Just, FYI, I will get into spreaders and ball stretchers at a later date.
Using your cock ring
Now you have your precious (wow, super lazy pun), and you’ve cleaned it, put some lubricant on the inside of the ring and put the testicles through, one at a time. Then push the flaccid or semi-erect penis through. Some people like to shaft first but it’s whatever is easiest for you. Lube is always your best friend, just make sure it is compatible with the material of the ring.
The ring should be tight but not too tight, check it’s giving a slightly enlarged look, pronounced veins and a red blush. If the ring is too tight it will be uncomfortable, there will be visible narrowing of the penis where the ring sits and/or a very red or bluish in colour. If you notice any of these symptoms remove the ring immediately. After 30 minutes you should remove the ring and let blood flow return to normal, then you can put the ring back on for continued use. If you’re drunk or tired, or any chance you could fall asleep straight away after... it might be a good idea to skip the ring…
“weeeeee”
WARNINGS
Since cock rings restrict blood flow it is important to talk to your doctor before using one if you;
Take blood thinners
Have diabetes
Have any type of blood or nerve disease
Have cardiovascular disease
Lord of the COCK rings… I’ve only just thought of that now…
